Indeed I did, and I stole it from ~Rodolomoko, no less.
It's been a while since I did anything like this, and I'm bored, so I thought I'd give it a go.
What's that? Should be working on art?
..shush!

(I really wish I could change that "mood" thing at the top..)


1. Are you ready for 100 questions?
No. Actually, no. In fact, I'm going to stop already.
(That was a joke. Ha ha. Fat chance)

2. Do you watch college football?
What? I'm an ignorant, commie, bad-toothed foreigner. I do not understand such concepts!

3. Who will fill this survey out after you?
Anyone bored enough, or alternatively, anyone who really enjoys the sound of typing on a keyboard.

4. Who was the last person to send you a text message?
Just some random friend.
And if you mean a message made of text --- Rodolomoko. He'z awesome!

5. Do you love anyone?
Hehe, maybe, but why should I tell you? :]

6. Are you happy?
No, I'm never happy. Not in a whiny moany emo way, you understand. I can't really be bothered to explain, but I suppose right now I'm feeling okay.

7. Where was the last place you went shopping?
I actually can't remember. Probably to buy yet more clothes!

8. How do you feel about your hair?
Hate it. Boring colour, can't do anything with it. Doesn't even grow properly, it grows outwards instead of down..

9. Where do you work?
Ahem.. *shuffles feet*

10. Last thing you ate/drank?
Ice-cream!

11. Do you wish you were someplace else right now?
I can think of somewhere I'd like to be very much, yes.

12. Do you have any pet peeves? (aka. Things that make my theretical cat ear twitch)
Hmm, well I suppose..
People with bad manners
Spitting
Emos and goths
Chavs (it's a UK thing, don't worry)
Very loud music
Most things on television
People who take online gaming too seriously
People who take anything too seriously

God, I could go on, but I'd better stop there.

13. Do you have any expensive jewelry?
Only my watch. Wasn't hugely expensive, but it did cost £80.

14. AIM or Yahoo?
Neither, to be honest.

15. Do you like math?
I loathe it like the giant boil of pus that it is. To think of all those torturous hours I wasted having to pretend to care about it, too..

16. How many hours on average do you work a week:
Ahem.. *shuffles feet*

18. Favorite baseball team?
I'm English. 'Nuff said.
(Anyway, everyone knows it's just rounders, but with bigger bats.. *hides*)

19. Favorte NBA team?
See number 18.. English!

20. Do you watch the Olympics?
Sometimes, only when it's someone from my country competing.

21. Last restaurant you went to?
Erm.. quite a while ago. It was either an Italian or American one. Either way, I'm sure it was delicious. ^^

22. Who was the last person to call you?
Just another random friend.

23. What’s your sign?
Gemini, like that helps with anything. Such a boring one, too!

24. Do you have a favorite number?
I think it's probably 8.

25. Last time you did volunteer work or made any donations?
Erm.. *rubs nose*

26. What do you spend the majority of your money on?
Games, shoes and clothes. I'm such a girl! (Apart from the games bit *ducks and covers*)

27. What state does your family live in?
What what now? A state of tedium? A state of normality? Who indeed knows?

28. Are you an only child or do you have siblings?
A have a sister.. ~Zelda1000.
That be her. She do art too, like.

29. Ever been called a bitch?
Every day. Woot for casual swearing!

30. Got any guilty pleasures?
Erm, gaming? Well, I gots more but like Hell am I telling you!

31. Do you drink beer?
Ugh, no! Urine in a glass, that's what it is.

32. Whats your favorite color?
Red or maybe blue. Both! Mixed together. Which would be.. purple? Actually, no, scratch that.

33. Did you ever collect Beanie Babies?
I did! :3 Just the bears though.. hey, I was about 10. *grins*

34. Ever bought anything online?
A fair few things. I've sold quite a bit o' stuff too.

35. Myspace or Facebook?
I'm proud to say.. neither! I curse them, and call upon the very gods to smite them down with their wrath!

36. Do you have T-Mobile?
Nein.

38. Do you sometimes wish you were someone else?
Perhaps. Depends what kind of mood I'm in. And how rich that person would be.. basically, I'd be happy staying as me, but richer (a lot richer), and with a few changed. A sort of Me 2.0, if you like.

41. Last time you saw your parents?
A few minutes ago.

42. Do you have any talents?
Pass.

43. Ever been in a wedding?
Nope. Can't say I'm really that bothered, but.. free drink and food!

44. Do you have any children?
Only when I'm really hungry. I find it's better to stick to animals to eat.
Wait, did you mean...?

45. Last movie you watched?
Er.. erm... I don't watch them often. It might have been Jackie Brown. Good film that.

46. Are you missing anyone at the moment?
Well, I don't know if you could class someone you've actually never met face to face as "missing" them, but..

47. Did you take a nap today?
I'm not 65, you know!

49. Ever been on a cruise?
No, but I certainly wouldn't turn one down. Unless it was a cruise around the Arctic, stopping off at Siberia. Might give that one a miss. Depends how good the onboard cabaret was, I suppose..

50. Did you notice number 40 was missing?
Actually, no. I'm hopeless like that. But I'm reliably informed that 37 and 39 are AWOL too.

52. Do you have any wealthy friends?
Yeah, it's quite a pain really. Stingy blokes, too!

53. Ever met anyone famous before?
Umm... no, I don't think so. I shook the hand of the man that designed the Lotus Elise, and I talked to some top-ranking General once on a visit to the US Airforce base at Mildenhall once.. does that count?

54. Favorite actor?
Pff, no idea. Don't really care either..

55. Favorite actress?
Meh.

56. Are you multi-tasking right now?
No, I'm male and therefore cannot, apparently.

57. Could you handle being in the military?
No and no. I'd probably be shot at dawn for extreme laziness and sarcasm. One of these days my wittily biting comments is going to land me in hot water, I know it!

58. Are you hungry or thirsty?
I wouldn't say no to a snack.

59. Favorite fast food restaurant?
Meh, I'm not really a fan of such things, but Subway does nice food. Expensive, mind.

61. What is your average cell phone bill?
I'm on a contract. And I don't pay for it!
Long story, can't be bothered to explain.

62. Do you own a camera phone?
Yes. All in all, I've taken about 5 pictures with it.

63. Ever had to take a sobriety test?
Whenitwhatnow? Er, no?

64. Do you believe in Karma?
No! You only need to take one look at the world around you to see what a load of old trite that is..

65. Can you speak any other languages?
I can speak some French (but not well), and a very small amount of German. 'Course, I know tons of rude words in other languages!

66. Last time you went to the gym or worked out?
Never, woot!

67. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
Sixteen. I could have sworn I had more though.. give me half the chance and I would. I love buying shoes. Yes, I am male. Well, I think I am. Haven't checked for a while..

68. Do you have a photo hosting site that you use?
Nope.

69. Last place you were?
Down the local park, soaking up the sun.
(Sun in England? I'm just as confused as you are. I think it might be because ~Rodolomoko lent me some of his..)

70. What is your college mascot?
See the answer to question 2.

71. Ever been to Las Vegas?
No, but I wouldn't mind visiting. I'm too mean to spend any money though, I'd just see the sights.

76. Have you ever been gambling?
Other than a couple of goes at the Lottery, no.

77. How old is your parents?
None of your beeswax!
Shouldn't that be: How old are your parents?

78. When is the last time you updated your blog?
I did have a blog, long time ago. Haven't updated it in yonks.

79. Do you have your wisdom teeth?
Actually, I haven't a clue.

80. Favorite place to be?
I'm not sure, really, so I'll agree with Rodolomoko's answer: With the person that's most special to me.
^^

81. Have you been to New York City?
No, but I'd love to go.
Notice how all the "Have you been" questions are answered with "no". That says it all about me!

82. Favorite sit down restaurant?
Any really, but probably Italian or Indian would be my favourite.

83. Ever been to Disney Land?
Hell no! I don't really wish to be hugged by people in strange animal suits. If I wanted that, I'd go to a furry convention. Which I don't, that was just an example.

84. Do you have a favorite cartoon character?
Just about anyone from SpongeBob.. awesome show!
Loads of online cartoons I love too; Burnt Face Man, Metal Gear Awesome, stuff like that.

85. Last thing you cooked?
Oh I dunno. Nothing special, I'm no cook.

86. How is the weather today?
Lovely, for a change. Why am I sitting in here?

87. Do you email?
Very, very rarely.

88. Last letter/piece of mail you received besides junk or a bill?
Meh, if I remember right it was a letter telling me I hadn't succeeded my application for a job..

89. Last missed call?
*shrugs*

91. Last voicemail you received?
*shrugs, in a French way, just for variation*

92. Do you drunk dial/text?
Can't say I do. I already said that I don't like people with no manners, didn't I?

93. Stupidest thing you ever did with your cell phone?
Dropped it? What a pointless question.

94. What is the best city in the state that you live in?
I don't live in a state, I live in a county.
And if I told you that, you might come and stalk me, Mr.Cyber Man/Woman/Thing!

96. Did you just die?
Not yet, but I will have done by question 99, so make it quick.

97. Are you bored right now?
Pretty, yes. Though thinking up amusing answers for this has helped a bit.

98. Last concert you went to?
Never been to one. :3

99. What do you think about before you go to bed?
Sleep? Well actually, it tends to be --- aaaaagh!
*dies*

100. What are your plans for tomorrow?
*is dead*


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